Total Fringe Heads

• Matt: PS http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/anna-torv-nude-0310
• Andrew: oh boy
• Andrew: FRINGE
• Matt: I think it's past the point of it being a case of a dumb show and is just a case of me being a dumb person for watching it
• Andrew: yeah
• Andrew: we now deserve what we get

• Gabe: fucking, Nazi cinnamon scented candles and syringes full of horse-radish?
• Gabe: Fringe has been ON ITS GRIND for the past two weeks
• Andrew: hahaahah

• Gabe: ok, well two questions
• Andrew: haha
• Andrew: yes
• Gabe: 1. doesn't that make him kind of a pervert?
• Gabe: because he fell in love with her by seeing her as a child?
• Gabe: and 2. why does he need to look into his magic binoculars to find her?
• Gabe: they are smart enough to travel through time and invent blaster guns
• Gabe: but they can't recognize faces?
• Andrew: hahaah
• Andrew: and the teddy bear
• Gabe: UGH
• Andrew: oh man, hilarious
• Andrew: yeah
• Andrew: he is just a fucked up pedophile
• Andrew: I have to admit, that episode straight up put me to sleep
• Gabe: just a fucked up magic pedophile

• Andrew: Oh my
• Andrew: Not even through the opening credits
• Andrew: and I can tell you that JJ Abrams is getting a bad duck this Christmas
• Matt: ROR

• Matt: we haven't talked about fringe in a while
• Matt: The Observer is the world's best photo-bomber
• Andrew: oh man
• Andrew: I actually have a meeting
• Andrew: but yes
• Matt: dude was photo-bombing in the 1500s!
• Andrew: NO HOMO
• Matt: yep
• Andrew: I was just thinking we need another fringe chat
• Matt: yeah
• Matt: we should figure out a way to threeway with gabe
• Matt: we should also figure out a way to all talk together over IM

• Matt: we're never going to get to see bizarro muhammed atta send flowers and chocolates to the world trade center
• Andrew: yeah, they aren't even remotely trying
• Andrew: hahaahah
• Andrew: :(
• Matt: or maybe in the alternate universe he flies the WTC into a plane
• Matt: but we'll never know now
• Matt: too many dream addicts and alien russian people-incinerators to deal with
• Andrew: seriously
• Andrew: like, wasn't that pattern shit supposed to be important?
• Andrew: did that just focus group poorly?
• Matt: I thought it was supposed to be the show
• Matt: and now it's just the x-files with down syndrome

• Gabe: so, just to clarify
• Gabe: the smoke monster
• Gabe: is a man-shaped projected parasite from space?
• Andrew: "oh word, mad people are getting murdered by a smoke monster"
• Andrew: yeah
• Gabe: but it feeds off of radiation
• Andrew: "you want to turn up the lights?"
• Andrew: yeah
• Gabe: so it went to a dude's apartment
• Andrew: it feeds on radiation
• Gabe: and turned on the TV
• Gabe: because four days ago he was on an airplane and had a window seat?
• Andrew: yeah
• Andrew: I mean, another good way to "feed on radiation"
• Andrew: is to stand in the sunlight
• Gabe: or take an airplane

• Matt: you watch fringe?
• Andrew: fringe!
• Andrew: I missed last night
• Andrew: was it on last night?
• Matt: yeah
• Matt: the silver lining of last night's episode is it looks like they're making lance reddick a bigger part of the show now that charlie is dead
• Matt: unless it's a smooth jazz concert, you can never have too much lance reddick
• Andrew: haha
• Andrew: oh man
• Andrew: his music
• Andrew: the best thing ever
• Matt: it should be the score on fringe
• Andrew: I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a period flashback episode
• Andrew: and he plays a cabaret singer in nazi germany
• Matt: hahahahaha
• Matt: that would be outstanding

Fringe Is Retarded, Always

• Gabe: did you watch the most recent fringe?
• Andrew: i think?
• Gabe: it's a week old
• Andrew: yes
• Andrew: hilarious
• Gabe: um
• Gabe: here's a question
• Gabe: a) how come everyone without fail
• Gabe: who sees a demon?
• Gabe: just tries immediately to kill it?
• Andrew: haha
• Andrew: yeah
• Gabe: no one gets scared and runs away?
• Gabe: or curls up?
• Andrew: gabe
• Gabe: and here's another one
• Gabe: if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
• Gabe: what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
• Andrew: right
• Gabe: and here's another
• Andrew: yeah
• Gabe: what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
• Andrew: yeah
• Gabe: fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
• Gabe: made me so mad
• Gabe: and i also like
• Gabe: "see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
• Gabe: huh?
• Andrew: haha
• Andrew: yeah
• Andrew: after all their "science"
• Andrew: they use handwritiing analysis
• Andrew: the part about demons is hilarious too
• Andrew: also the cannibal part
• Gabe: right
• Andrew: like if that's a lucid dream
• Andrew: is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
• Andrew: you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
• Gabe: also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
• Andrew: haha
• Andrew: YES
• Andrew: the gray hair
• Gabe: and also how at tehe end
• Gabe: how the pilot
• Gabe: dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
• Andrew: yeah
• Gabe: instead of a boat?
• Gabe: that is his dream?
• Gabe: also
• Gabe: i loved when they first showed his photo
• Gabe: and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
• Gabe: and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
• Gabe: hahahaha
• Gabe: the world's most common type of pilot
• Andrew: best show
• Gabe: amazing
• Gabe: i wish that show was my dad
• Andrew: well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
• Andrew: because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
• all the goddamn time
• Gabe: hahaha
• Gabe: well there was no 9/11
• Andrew: but yeah
• Gabe: it would be funny if
• Gabe: to save the pontoon boat pilot
• Gabe: instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
• Gabe: they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11