• Matt: PS http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/anna-torv-nude-0310
  • Andrew: oh boy
  • Andrew: FRINGE
  • Matt: I think it's past the point of it being a case of a dumb show and is just a case of me being a dumb person for watching it
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Andrew: we now deserve what we get
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  • Gabe: fucking, Nazi cinnamon scented candles and syringes full of horse-radish?
  • Gabe: Fringe has been ON ITS GRIND for the past two weeks
  • Andrew: hahaahah
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  • Gabe: ok, well two questions
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yes
  • Gabe: 1. doesn't that make him kind of a pervert?
  • Gabe: because he fell in love with her by seeing her as a child?
  • Gabe: and 2. why does he need to look into his magic binoculars to find her?
  • Gabe: they are smart enough to travel through time and invent blaster guns
  • Gabe: but they can't recognize faces?
  • Andrew: hahaah
  • Andrew: and the teddy bear
  • Gabe: UGH
  • Andrew: oh man, hilarious
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Andrew: he is just a fucked up pedophile
  • Andrew: I have to admit, that episode straight up put me to sleep
  • Gabe: just a fucked up magic pedophile
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  • Andrew: Oh my
  • Andrew: Not even through the opening credits
  • Andrew: and I can tell you that JJ Abrams is getting a bad duck this Christmas
  • Matt: ROR
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  • Matt: we haven't talked about fringe in a while
  • Matt: The Observer is the world's best photo-bomber
  • Andrew: oh man
  • Andrew: I actually have a meeting
  • Andrew: but yes
  • Matt: dude was photo-bombing in the 1500s!
  • Andrew: NO HOMO
  • Matt: yep
  • Andrew: I was just thinking we need another fringe chat
  • Matt: yeah
  • Matt: we should figure out a way to threeway with gabe
  • Matt: we should also figure out a way to all talk together over IM
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  • Matt: we're never going to get to see bizarro muhammed atta send flowers and chocolates to the world trade center
  • Andrew: yeah, they aren't even remotely trying
  • Andrew: hahaahah
  • Andrew: :(
  • Matt: or maybe in the alternate universe he flies the WTC into a plane
  • Matt: but we'll never know now
  • Matt: too many dream addicts and alien russian people-incinerators to deal with
  • Andrew: seriously
  • Andrew: like, wasn't that pattern shit supposed to be important?
  • Andrew: did that just focus group poorly?
  • Matt: I thought it was supposed to be the show
  • Matt: and now it's just the x-files with down syndrome
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  • Gabe: so, just to clarify
  • Gabe: the smoke monster
  • Gabe: is a man-shaped projected parasite from space?
  • Andrew: "oh word, mad people are getting murdered by a smoke monster"
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: but it feeds off of radiation
  • Andrew: "you want to turn up the lights?"
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: so it went to a dude's apartment
  • Andrew: it feeds on radiation
  • Gabe: and turned on the TV
  • Gabe: because four days ago he was on an airplane and had a window seat?
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Andrew: I mean, another good way to "feed on radiation"
  • Andrew: is to stand in the sunlight
  • Gabe: or take an airplane
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  • Matt: you watch fringe?
  • Andrew: fringe!
  • Andrew: I missed last night
  • Andrew: was it on last night?
  • Matt: yeah
  • Matt: the silver lining of last night's episode is it looks like they're making lance reddick a bigger part of the show now that charlie is dead
  • Matt: unless it's a smooth jazz concert, you can never have too much lance reddick
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: oh man
  • Andrew: his music
  • Andrew: the best thing ever
  • Matt: it should be the score on fringe
  • Andrew: I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a period flashback episode
  • Andrew: and he plays a cabaret singer in nazi germany
  • Matt: hahahahaha
  • Matt: that would be outstanding
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Fringe Is Retarded, Always

  • Gabe: did you watch the most recent fringe?
  • Andrew: i think?
  • Gabe: it's a week old
  • Andrew: yes
  • Andrew: hilarious
  • Gabe: um
  • Gabe: here's a question
  • Gabe: a) how come everyone without fail
  • Gabe: who sees a demon?
  • Gabe: just tries immediately to kill it?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: no one gets scared and runs away?
  • Gabe: or curls up?
  • Andrew: gabe
  • Gabe: and here's another one
  • Gabe: if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
  • Gabe: what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
  • Andrew: right
  • Gabe: and here's another
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
  • Gabe: made me so mad
  • Gabe: and i also like
  • Gabe: "see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
  • Gabe: huh?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Andrew: after all their "science"
  • Andrew: they use handwritiing analysis
  • Andrew: the part about demons is hilarious too
  • Andrew: also the cannibal part
  • Gabe: right
  • Andrew: like if that's a lucid dream
  • Andrew: is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
  • Andrew: you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
  • Gabe: also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: YES
  • Andrew: the gray hair
  • Gabe: and also how at tehe end
  • Gabe: how the pilot
  • Gabe: dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: instead of a boat?
  • Gabe: that is his dream?
  • Gabe: also
  • Gabe: i loved when they first showed his photo
  • Gabe: and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
  • Gabe: and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
  • Gabe: hahahaha
  • Gabe: the world's most common type of pilot
  • Andrew: best show
  • Gabe: amazing
  • Gabe: i wish that show was my dad
  • Andrew: well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
  • Andrew: because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
  • all the goddamn time
  • Gabe: hahaha
  • Gabe: well there was no 9/11
  • Andrew: but yeah
  • Gabe: it would be funny if
  • Gabe: to save the pontoon boat pilot
  • Gabe: instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
  • Gabe: they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11
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