Matt: PS http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/anna-torv-nude-0310
Andrew: oh boy
Matt: I think it's past the point of it being a case of a dumb show and is just a case of me being a dumb person for watching it
Andrew: we now deserve what we get
Gabe: fucking, Nazi cinnamon scented candles and syringes full of horse-radish?
Gabe: Fringe has been ON ITS GRIND for the past two weeks
Gabe: ok, well two questions
Gabe: 1. doesn't that make him kind of a pervert?
Gabe: because he fell in love with her by seeing her as a child?
Gabe: and 2. why does he need to look into his magic binoculars to find her?
Gabe: they are smart enough to travel through time and invent blaster guns
Gabe: but they can't recognize faces?
Andrew: and the teddy bear
Andrew: oh man, hilarious
Andrew: he is just a fucked up pedophile
Andrew: I have to admit, that episode straight up put me to sleep
Gabe: just a fucked up magic pedophile
Andrew: Oh my
Andrew: Not even through the opening credits
Andrew: and I can tell you that JJ Abrams is getting a bad duck this Christmas
Matt: we haven't talked about fringe in a while
Matt: The Observer is the world's best photo-bomber
Andrew: oh man
Andrew: I actually have a meeting
Andrew: but yes
Matt: dude was photo-bombing in the 1500s!
Andrew: NO HOMO
Andrew: I was just thinking we need another fringe chat
Matt: we should figure out a way to threeway with gabe
Matt: we should also figure out a way to all talk together over IM
Matt: we're never going to get to see bizarro muhammed atta send flowers and chocolates to the world trade center
Andrew: yeah, they aren't even remotely trying
Matt: or maybe in the alternate universe he flies the WTC into a plane
Matt: but we'll never know now
Matt: too many dream addicts and alien russian people-incinerators to deal with
Andrew: like, wasn't that pattern shit supposed to be important?
Andrew: did that just focus group poorly?
Matt: I thought it was supposed to be the show
Matt: and now it's just the x-files with down syndrome
Gabe: so, just to clarify
Gabe: the smoke monster
Gabe: is a man-shaped projected parasite from space?
Andrew: "oh word, mad people are getting murdered by a smoke monster"
Gabe: but it feeds off of radiation
Andrew: "you want to turn up the lights?"
Gabe: so it went to a dude's apartment
Andrew: it feeds on radiation
Gabe: and turned on the TV
Gabe: because four days ago he was on an airplane and had a window seat?
Andrew: I mean, another good way to "feed on radiation"
Andrew: is to stand in the sunlight
Gabe: or take an airplane
Matt: you watch fringe?
Andrew: I missed last night
Andrew: was it on last night?
Matt: the silver lining of last night's episode is it looks like they're making lance reddick a bigger part of the show now that charlie is dead
Matt: unless it's a smooth jazz concert, you can never have too much lance reddick
Andrew: oh man
Andrew: his music
Andrew: the best thing ever
Matt: it should be the score on fringe
Andrew: I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they do a period flashback episode
Andrew: and he plays a cabaret singer in nazi germany
Matt: that would be outstanding
Fringe Is Retarded, Always
Gabe: did you watch the most recent fringe?
Andrew: i think?
Gabe: it's a week old
Gabe: here's a question
Gabe: a) how come everyone without fail
Gabe: who sees a demon?
Gabe: just tries immediately to kill it?
Gabe: no one gets scared and runs away?
Gabe: or curls up?
Gabe: and here's another one
Gabe: if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
Gabe: what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
Gabe: and here's another
Gabe: what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
Gabe: fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
Gabe: made me so mad
Gabe: and i also like
Gabe: "see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
Andrew: after all their "science"
Andrew: they use handwritiing analysis
Andrew: the part about demons is hilarious too
Andrew: also the cannibal part
Andrew: like if that's a lucid dream
Andrew: is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
Andrew: you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
Gabe: also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
Andrew: the gray hair
Gabe: and also how at tehe end
Gabe: how the pilot
Gabe: dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
Gabe: instead of a boat?
Gabe: that is his dream?
Gabe: i loved when they first showed his photo
Gabe: and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
Gabe: and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
Gabe: the world's most common type of pilot
Andrew: best show
Gabe: i wish that show was my dad
Andrew: well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
Andrew: because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
all the goddamn time
Gabe: well there was no 9/11
Andrew: but yeah
Gabe: it would be funny if
Gabe: to save the pontoon boat pilot
Gabe: instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
Gabe: they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11