Fringe Is Retarded, Always

  • Gabe: did you watch the most recent fringe?
  • Andrew: i think?
  • Gabe: it's a week old
  • Andrew: yes
  • Andrew: hilarious
  • Gabe: um
  • Gabe: here's a question
  • Gabe: a) how come everyone without fail
  • Gabe: who sees a demon?
  • Gabe: just tries immediately to kill it?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: no one gets scared and runs away?
  • Gabe: or curls up?
  • Andrew: gabe
  • Gabe: and here's another one
  • Gabe: if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
  • Gabe: what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
  • Andrew: right
  • Gabe: and here's another
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
  • Gabe: made me so mad
  • Gabe: and i also like
  • Gabe: "see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
  • Gabe: huh?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Andrew: after all their "science"
  • Andrew: they use handwritiing analysis
  • Andrew: the part about demons is hilarious too
  • Andrew: also the cannibal part
  • Gabe: right
  • Andrew: like if that's a lucid dream
  • Andrew: is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
  • Andrew: you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
  • Gabe: also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: YES
  • Andrew: the gray hair
  • Gabe: and also how at tehe end
  • Gabe: how the pilot
  • Gabe: dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: instead of a boat?
  • Gabe: that is his dream?
  • Gabe: also
  • Gabe: i loved when they first showed his photo
  • Gabe: and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
  • Gabe: and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
  • Gabe: hahahaha
  • Gabe: the world's most common type of pilot
  • Andrew: best show
  • Gabe: amazing
  • Gabe: i wish that show was my dad
  • Andrew: well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
  • Andrew: because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
  • all the goddamn time
  • Gabe: hahaha
  • Gabe: well there was no 9/11
  • Andrew: but yeah
  • Gabe: it would be funny if
  • Gabe: to save the pontoon boat pilot
  • Gabe: instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
  • Gabe: they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11
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